things i dont need in my life:
- wasps
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube
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im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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Whenever I get period cramps
I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…
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I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
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