mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

  • wasps
  • those stringy things on the banana
  • commercials on youtube

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gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

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314eater:

naked blogging for like 30 min after you get out of the shower

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kittykatastrophic:

marina-del-cyrus:

Whenever I get period cramps

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I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…

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sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

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When you use an insult you saw on Tumblr in real life and people look at you like you’re a genius.

lolsofunny:

sodamnrelatable:

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(lol here!)

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